key: (master of ceremonies), "ship captain", supposed hero
(You haven’t really lived that much since 2017
The world’s spun off its axis, where the hell have you been?
Maybe it’s time for a fresh new face, a brand new brain, a faraway place
Too many summers on the killing floor, windows sealed shut, lock on the door
You could use a vacation
Well needed rest and relaxation
Get away from the stale locations
Sail away on the Ship of Theseus)
(Body under construction, soul needs repair
What happened to that bright young smile? What happened to your hair?
We’ll put you back in tip top shape
With the wisdom of a wizard, and the strength of an ape
But it’ll still be the you we all know and adore
Rebuild yourself on the Ship of Theseus)
“The Ship of Theseus is the first, next, and final destination for your life-changing needs! Become a whole new you; your friends won’t notice, but you certainly will! Piloted by state of the art AI technology, the Ship of Theseus will reach its secret destination efficiently and effectively! Enjoy your stay.”
(You need to stretch your legs, take a break
Take a dip in the pool, the water is cool, and you’d be a fool to not swim in the artificial lake
Life is good on the Ship of Theseus)
~
(So many unique and special people aboard, just like you!
So many different walks of life, so many pairs of shoes
Walk a minute in every one, add it to yourself, it’s so much fun!
Maybe you’ll find one to sit and watch the setting sun
Fall in love on the Ship of Theseus)
~
“Welcome to the Ship of Theseus. I hope you find your cabin comfortable. The theater on the second floor is showing 2001: A Space Odyssey and Terminator. Please make use of the services previously advertised to you, while you still can.”
~
I lost it all on the wheel, misled
The black and red went right to my head
White wine on the house just doesn’t measure up
When the spoils don’t fill the cup
(Oh poor unfortunate soul, what you need is another drink
Clear your mind of every thought, no need to think
Roll the dice on the Ship of Theseus)
~
Fresh out of luck, spent my life as a sitting duck
This boat’s too good to be true
Where are we really going to?
~
“Relax, stressed passenger. You’ll find what you’re looking for soon enough, just like everyone else.”
~
“Little does he know this ship is set to sink! Foolish humans trying to fix themselves just like that! That’s not how it works!”
“I will show these fools true perfection! I am the Ship of Theseus, and I will determine your fate!”
~
(And so we reach the destination
Hope you enjoyed your vacation
Well needed rest and relaxation
But now get used to this location
Nothing but sand for miles across
You’ve had your fun, now get your gun
It’s all for yourselves, now run
Sink or swim on the Ship of Theseus)
~
(And if you look to your left, you’ll see piles of those who came before you, who tried to cling to that last little drop of hope
And if you look to your right, you’ll see the ruins of an ancient necropolis, the skeletons of a forgotten kingdom)
I will not fight for your amusement
Not one move or the robot gets it
“I’m afraid you have no choice
Your decision has already been made for you
Your foolishness has led you here
Blinded by dreams of a better life
The bodies will be burning by sundown
The least you could do is kill your own to make less work for us”
What kind of cruel punishment is this?
Existence is a curse but that’s still my choice to make
That’s still my cross to bear
credits
released June 10, 2022
Dan Spizuco: vocals, synths, clavinet, organ, Mellotron, electric piano, electric grand piano, electric guitar, acoustic guitar, bass, drums, drum machine, shaker, maracas, tambourine, bongos, China cymbal, steel drums, sound foley
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